When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
Something’s goat to give.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of pray.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
People in Iran are scared of spiders
But in Iraq, no phobia.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisstory.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
A week after the werewolf swallowed the farmer’s clock, it had ticks all over.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
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