What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees.
I think she's a keeper
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
I saw a sheep covered in plastic
It was lambinated.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
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