What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What’s long, green and goes hith?
A snake with a lisp.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What happens when two snails get into a fight? They slug it out!
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
How do you catch a squirrel who's interested in ornithology?
Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
You have goat to be kidding me.
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter...
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
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