Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do dogs say when something cool happens?
Paw-some.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
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