Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
Where did the dog leave her car?
In the barking lot.
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do you use to get paint off a snake?
Serpentine.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why don’t snakes drink coffee?
Because it makes them viperactive.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp.
A wolfswagon rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
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