What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
A week after the werewolf swallowed the farmer’s clock, it had ticks all over.
A crab didn't help his friend,
he's shellfish.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
I once had a conversation with a dolphin.
We just clicked.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
All seals live at the same elevation
Seal level.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
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