What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?
A dive bar!
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
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