What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
Cashews
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
All prominent werewolf movies are produced in howl-lywood.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
Have you watched werewolves taking lunch, you will be amused, they literally wolf it down!
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
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