What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
There was a fight at the fish restaurant last night.
Two haddock got battered.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
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