What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.