What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
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Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.