What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!