The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
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When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
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