What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
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