When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
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