Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
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