In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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