Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
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