If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
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