Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
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