What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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