What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.
Why did Bill's friend get covered in beer?
Because William Shakes Beer.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50. Deer nuts are under a buck
What's a redneck's favorite beer?
An open one.
A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”
Bartender: "Now that’s an order of magnitude!"
What beer does everyone at the orphanage drink?
Foster's.
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
Sud-light
Beer doesn't make you fat
It makes you lean.
I've just invented a new Canadian beer
It's a form of I.P.Eh
Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
Just found a fly in my beer. I'm feeling buzzed.
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
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What do you call a smart beer?
A Pilsnerd.
What happened when the beer got divorced?
It became bitter.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
I have a beer snob friend with Photophobia. He hates natural light.
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Once in a Blue Moon.
What did the glass of wine say to the beer?
Nothing... They barley knew each other.
What kind of beer can you make from a potato?
Spud Light.
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.