Quit

Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
A knew a guy with such a bad gambling addiction, that he gambled his arms, legs, and torso away.
I told him to quit while he was a head.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.
I can't help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since.
A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
The Reformed Cowboy
The Reformed Cowboy A cowboy, who just moved from Wyoming to Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." Then he smiled. “Hasn't affected my brothers, though."
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
George Carlin
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.