There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Let's boomerbang!
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
How about a kanga-root?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.