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Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
Use acute angle.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
What did the numerator say to the denominator when they broke up?
I'm so over you!
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive…
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
Did you hear the one about the statistician.
Probably.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!