Welcome to Math Puns,You Must be a Square to come here!

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
What did the numerator say to the denominator when they broke up?
I'm so over you!
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.
Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th.
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry
To the person who invented zero...
Thanks for nothing.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive…
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

How come old math teachers never die?
They tend to just lose some of their functions.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.