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My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
A blond was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blond said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
Got my nurse going into surgery today
She put the IV in my right hand, so I started texting from my left.

She said, "Wow! How can you do that?"

I responded: "I'm ambi-textrous."
As my wife was giving birth, all the doctors and nurses started yelling, “Push! Push!”
I was convinced it was a Pull door.
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
Started reading a book called “The Pirate’s Wrist”
I’m hooked.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”
Why are men se*ier than women? You can't spell se*y without xy. Why are men like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don't work.