Menu

People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
Buddy Hackett
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U