What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.