One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
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