What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
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