What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
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