What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
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