What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
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