What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
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