To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.