What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic