Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.