What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.