What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.