Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.