How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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