Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
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