What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
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