What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
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