Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
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