What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
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