Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
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