What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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