Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
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