What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
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