What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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