What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
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