Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.