Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.