What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
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