I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
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