Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
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