What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
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