Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
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