A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
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