Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
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