I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.