What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
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