Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
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