What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
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