Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.