What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.