What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.