What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus