Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
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