Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
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