What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.