What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.