What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
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