What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
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