I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.