After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
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