Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
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