Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
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