What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
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