Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
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