I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
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