What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.