The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
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