Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
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