The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
I like you, you croc my world.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
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