If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
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