What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
I like you, you croc my world.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
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