Some people like to play croc-quet.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
I like you, you croc my world.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
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