What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.